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Writer in residence, at my house. NEW novel: https://t.co/qYQgezK9TH

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British Gas INSIST that everyone must buy my books. Not in so many words, but seeing my estimated winter fuel bill, I might freeze to death if I don't sell more. Buy signed copies PLUS an inscription of your choice for just £8 inc p&p (UK). And my stories.
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Matt Hancock's self-pitying apologies are hollow because they're all about him, and not the people he hurt. He wants forgiveness without atonement and it's bullshit, like everything else he's ever done.

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On a day when a poet rises into the light with his songs on our lips, a killer slips into the darkness with our curses behind him. At certain rare moments life simplifies itself for us.

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Fan of fantasy fiction? If so, you’ll love Matt Hancock’s evidence to the Covid Inquiry, a staggering work of imagination set in an alternative universe where Matt, a noble warrior, single-handedly battles the pandemic, and everything that goes wrong is other people’s fault.

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If you can’t think of anything nice to say about a famous person who’s recently passed away simply express your feelings through the medium of nude interpretive dance.

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Cold weather arrives and there has never been a better time to slump in an armchair beside the fireplace, gazing moodily into the flames as you slowly process the realisation that you don't have a fireplace and holy shit the house is burning down get out of there right now, run!

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Dear journalists, if you don’t work for Richard Branson, but you’ll happily write bullshit about “guilt-free flying” and a Virgin Atlantic flight powered by sustainable aircraft fuel, you do, in fact, work for Richard Branson.

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The key to success at COP28 depends on renewables. The first step is to renew all the world leaders making empty promises and replace them with people who might actually do something.

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I feel your pain, Laurence Fox. I too have been asked by Hollywood big shots to play the role of Batman. Then Mummy woke me up and said it was time for school.

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Sure, strikes can be inconvenient for you, but not as inconvenient as the destruction of democracy, which is the end result of legislating against the right to strike.

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Shooting stars are cool and unnerving to see from above, out the windows of the Space Station. Like cannonballs from the universe.

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Welcome to Tech Support Tuesday, when everyone who bought expensive digital crap on Black Friday and Cyber Monday spends all day on helplines and in chat rooms, trying to make it work.

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