Getting a priest to cover the service last minute, and then greeting him at the church gates, twenty minutes before the service begins, with the phrase 'It's all gone to shit, do you know anything about plumbing?', and having him on his knees under a sink five minutes after that.

A classic from Sarah Andersen

Make them laugh and just be decent, guys. It's really that simple.

happy termite season

In 'The Fall Guy,' starring Ryan Gosling, stunts take the lead : NPR npr.org/2024/05/05/124…

#Chester #Caturday our little poor fella is coping, he is still missing #Zoey so please send some extra love his way ...💔🕯️💔 #Chester AndZoey #FelineLeukemia

2 year old birthday boy today. Lord Gwydion ap Dan is the equivalent of 21 years old. Grown man.
🎂🍺✌️

Watching the beautiful season start

📹 Ryosuke Miyoshi

Meanwhile in Australia…

(Golden orb-weaver)

so I hear you want f/f romantasy with a butch MC 👀

Arché is a lesbian werewolf, a shield fighter, and has crushing insecurity about her future responsibilities.

Lenora is a demi vampire, shadow mage, and reluctant (maybe cursed?) Chosen One.

incredible art by nikolai espera 🍉🌺 💕

Update: I have cimichangas in the microwave. I've had several drinks and now I'm going to eat chimichangas. I knew you were concerned.
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Sitting Tiger, by Yanagisawa Kien, 18th century

#bunjinga

Friend: 'What are those things you blow to make a wish?'

Me: 'Sugar Daddies?'

proper Michael Kovach @ FWA care

Wait. Why couldn't a child be baptized with Gatorade? If it's been blessed or sanctified or whatever's done to make it 'holy,' there's still water content there. Heck, you could probably even fight vampires with Holy Gatorade.
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hmm

PSA:

I did that about a month ago! I was *so* embarrassed! Thank you for acting in such a way that I am not the only one! Thank you! Thank you! ❤️⭐️