How come when I use this app on the desktop I get all the latest posts but when I use the phone app I get stuff from a couple of days ago???

#twitter

Life changes doesn't it. A few years back I used to have a protein shaker because I used to have so many protein shakes. Last night I used it to make batter mix for my Yorkshire puddings. I must say it served that purpose admirably.
#yorkshirepuddings #protein #protein shakes

Our dog walker said 'I hear you are very excited to go to Hadley Wood tonight!'.
Err ...no.
'We are going to see Tony Hadley tonight'.

🤣🤣

New Phone in your 20's: 'Oooh. How exciting! I must have it. It'll be great'
New Phone in your 50's: 'Sodding passwords ... Grrr'

On Facebook she's got a hole in her what???
#celine #ceiling #buildingtrade

Getting super funky!

It's not a proper Boxing Day unless Watford Football Club get a thumping at home. Why does it always have to be like this? Why can't the team train like everyone else instead of going down the pub.

Two old ladies talking. The 1st one says 'I'm dreading Christmas this year. I can't be stuck sitting all day in front of the TV. Not with my piles'. The other one says 'Well, what are you going to do with your a***hole then?'. The first one says 'Buy him Lynx Africa as usual'.

It's lovely when you are out shopping and you bump into someone you've not seen in ages. Catching up on everything. Work, kids, sports and the lot. So if this happens to you ...

.. STOP BLOCKING THE AILSE!! Some of us still have shopping to do.
#Christmas2023 #shopping

The great thing about Christmas is all those firms sending you Season's Greetings emails that remind you to unsubscribe.
Marvellous.

I’ve laughed at this for a full hour. I keep going back to it and laughing harder each time x

A company I've never heard of has just sent me a very lovely cold email with a digital Christmas card and a very festive sales message.

I unsubscribed.

What a grinch. 🤣🤣

#Christmas2023

The light fitting in my hotel room casts a curious shadow. 😆😆

The irony about #farage entering the jungle for #ImACeleb is that just like the British public he actually gets to swallow a load of old bo***cks.

#imacelebrity #Jungle #antndec

What a joke VAR is. This is getting ridiculous now. It's not a clear and obvious mistake by the referee. It is a referee not seeing a foul and VAR choosing to find one. When will this stupidity stop. #CHEMCI

As spam emails go, this is a cracker.

#email #spam #MAD

Ian on #popmastertv is a beast!! No point the others turning up. That was amazing.

Can't believe Putin has killed the #XFactor #singer Wagner. RIP big fella.

#Wagner

VAR is for clear and obvious errors. If it takes 4 minutes for people to talk about it then it's not clear and obvious. That is no penalty. #ENGESP #VAR #VAR ISAJOKE

Where is the sofa going???