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definitely not a cat in a wig (but potentially a chaos demon in a hat) incident necromancer @jeli_io she/they

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caitie delaney(@caitiedelaney) 's Twitter Profile Photo

perhaps I’m naive, I proudly identify as a dumb bitch, but I don’t understand how the IDF, with the backing of every major military power on earth, cannot find a single way to root out terrorists without killing thousands of innocent people along the way

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snot factory(@themortalemily) 's Twitter Profile Photo

y’all ever think about how Portland being “weird” and Austin being “weird” were sayings before their cities were heavily gentrified and a lot of their wonderful quirk priced out of the cities they made cool?

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snot factory(@themortalemily) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I’m really proud of what we made! We can’t automate expertise, but we can help reduce the amount of things we have to remember to do during response. Our focus is on flexibility and making process and tooling work for you (instead of the other way around)! Check it out!

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Ian Coldwater 📦💥(@IanColdwater) 's Twitter Profile Photo

no really, I am actually job hunting now! if you're hiring for security architects, threat modeling, or something else that would be up my alley, and you appreciate a security researcher with a sense of humor and people skills as well as an adversarial mindset, my DMs are open ✨

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snot factory(@themortalemily) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Um. We just found this Barbie in our attic. She was up against the water heater exhaust. She’s clearly a load bearing Barbie, so she’s going right back up so as to not release the curse she obviously contains (but in a less fire hazard-y spot.)

Um. We just found this Barbie in our attic. She was up against the water heater exhaust. She’s clearly a load bearing Barbie, so she’s going right back up so as to not release the curse she obviously contains (but in a less fire hazard-y spot.)
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Jeli.io(@jeli_io) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Today we are thrilled to be launching on Product Hunt 😸 ! Take a look and leave a comment or review of what you think! Thanks for your support! producthunt.com

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snot factory(@themortalemily) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I played a goblin who rubbed the contents of a prison chamber pot all over myself to help me squeeze between the bars and free the whole party. The guards couldn’t catch me because I was too slippery.

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Jeli.io(@jeli_io) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Thank you to analyst firm Intellyx for giving Jeli the Digital Innovator Award ✨ We <3 the writing you've done around moving towards a more positive incident culture.

PS We also love the new Intellyx logo 💛💙



intellyx.com/2023/05/22/jel…

Thank you to analyst firm @Intellyx for giving Jeli the Digital Innovator Award ✨ We <3 the writing you've done around moving towards a more positive incident culture. PS We also love the new Intellyx logo 💛💙 #startup #innovation #incidentmanagement intellyx.com/2023/05/22/jel…
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Amanda Litman(@amandalitman) 's Twitter Profile Photo

11 individual people were responsible for 60% of all book bans. There is NOT a nationwide movement of people calling for censorship — there’s a coordinated + organized effort leveraging attention + targeting key elected officials. wapo.st/423uCDG

11 individual people were responsible for 60% of all book bans. There is NOT a nationwide movement of people calling for censorship — there’s a coordinated + organized effort leveraging attention + targeting key elected officials. wapo.st/423uCDG
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John Rogers(@jonrog1) 's Twitter Profile Photo

1) Something (very stupid) you’re going to see over the next weeks are people arguing that screenwriters are being unreasonable. “Times have changed”. No. Times WERE changed. By SOMEBODY. By PEOPLE, making CHOICES.

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