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They should make lip fillers but for personalities instead of lips

(Talking to girlfriend) I used to *love* sex before we dated

Save me woman at fish market in 1940s Italy

Do not kill the part of you that is a twink, kill the part that twinks

There are wet levees everywhere for those with the Chevys to drive to them

You don’t have a breeding kink. You have a biological imperative, a porn addiction, and an upcoming 33rd birthday.

Something about this made me deeply sad

This is true love btw

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Do you like your job

Bay Area children are not alright

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Many cases of regretfully opening pandora’s sex box, just don’t even try

There’s a lid for every pot; keep searching for love, anon

Why must board game people impose their ways on normal folk

An egirl and her reply guy

Found some new girl wojaks