My most liked photo on Instagram would be me in Tina Burner cosplay because of course it is

I do local drag and I don’t support it

My kingdom for a greens + grains bowl from cava

I am 100% certain that seeing mariyea perform ya ya would permanently cure my depression

I should have known REESE HAVOC ✨ was my daughter the night I was hosting a competition where she performed chromatica II into amayzing mayzie

Everyone stop being a fucking coward and put on more goddamn blush

I’m REESE HAVOC ✨ if she were an old school diva when you think about it

fyi I keep my phone on do not disturb most of the time so if you really need to get in touch with me I literally don’t give a flying fuck I’ll get back to you whenever I want

Ooooo miss ponytail this album is DELICIOUS thankyousomuchmama

Right before I do “the 8 count” I give the audience a little look that says y’all know what I’m about to do wink wink lol and that makes it subversive and alt imho

One thing about mushrooms is that they’ll have me earnestly tweeting shit like “the soundtrack of New York City really is so beautiful”

I don’t know who needs to hear this but take the duck bill clips out of the wig BEFORE you spray it!

I love nyc drag it’s like what do you mean you’re doing a Stacie Orrico tribute show on the G train during morning rush hour

Just know if you ever catch me in a half lash I’ve lost the plot

Not a religious girlie but I do believe there are angels on this gawd forsaken earth because pretty WOAHman is definitely one of them

Going on shark tank to pitch a shade button only it plays Janelle No5 saying IT’S NO FUCKIN SHAAAAADE

Heading to H&M for my monthly ritual of once again trying on gen z pants only to confirm that I hate them on me anyone need anything?

Good morning this is how I looked last night

Secured the bag*

*tickets for Oh Mary

Please be advised I will now be tweeting like REESE HAVOC ✨ (with reckless abandon)