1 useful skill from all the years of evangelical missions trips + youth group road trips is not being afraid to get ready/change clothes in public bathrooms. Officiating weddings outside of a 1-hour drive means getting into wedding gear/hair/makeup wherever I can! Thanks church!

I appreciate Seattle-Tacoma Intl. Airport’s dedication to curbing sexual assault/harassment AND I really appreciate the random person in the bathroom who scratched out “on airplanes” as a qualifier for where SA is a crime.

Absolute bananas.

Know someone planning a Colorado #elopement or #wedding? I’d love to officiate! #weddingplanning woodsandthewild.com/officiating

Car is at the body shop (bc it got hit while at that same body shop, long story) so I’m in a rental from EnterpriseRentACar + there’s a screw or marble rolling around in the dash. Just seems about right for the way my fall’s been going. #blessed

Hey #exvangelical land: what Christian #lovesongs are randomly popping into your head today? Me: testify to love by Avalon 😬🙄🤪 #purityculture youtu.be/5LYsUSdd0SI

There was a WHOLE lotta hypocrisy in that speech from President Biden. Whew. #Ukraine

So f-icing glad we elected her! And from #cosprings no less!!! @VigilForHD16

This will be my last tweet. The nonsense of X/Twitter under Musk shows the true ridiculousness of capitalism. Billionaires don't care even about their investor buddies. They sure as hell don't care about the rest of us. ✌️