My body is constantly trying to get me to drink water by making me thirsty - NICE TRY, BODY!!! I’m just gonna be VERY UNCOMFORTABLE!!!

Okay i’m a mother which apparently means i can lift cars but then why can’t i lift my spirits

I get why all these ladies got undiagnosed ADHD cuz getting diagnosed ADHD is like getting an Eras tour ticket - impossible.

My immigrant parent’s business plan? Move to America and start a business so it can immediately start going out of business for 30 years. my father always said you can’t start going out of business until you start a business. #hustle #capitalism

poor immigrant trauma drama is really a whole other specific thing

if you only roast those you love then the 5 teens who just walked by me on the street musta been besotted with me, yo.

Y’all ever heard of gentle parenting? It’s where parents who make 6 figures get bullied by their children.

Something cool about my comedy is that it inspires people to think “I could do that.”

If I’m supposed to be the “model”minority - WHY HAVE I NEVER WALKED A RUNWAY?!!! Hmm?! hrmmm?!!!!

Seems like millennials are killing everything: casual dining chains, diamonds and department stores - we’re killing everything, except "it".

i feel like i’m finally starting to see women in media who look like me and it honestly makes me tear up. to think i felt alone for so many years

its called dunkin donuts and i love it

Isn’t it weird that every show biz story like “it was a perfect storm, everything just aligned - i was incredibly lucky” is white dudes and every poc show biz story is like “I worked for years, i was just grinding away and eventually another POC discovered me” lol

Sorry nothing is topping this one

lesbian flag is flying at half masc today the streets are saying yeji kim is married with a child

Céline Dion on her first day as a loan advisor

The email from the Schulers, Jackson remembers, included an apology. “That doesn’t make me feel any better,” he said. “It doesn’t pay the bills. It definitely doesn’t send us through school.” wbez.org/2024/07/31/a-s…

I need the people to know that olympic silver medalist giorgia villa is sponsored by parmesan cheese and regularly posts pics of herself with giant wheels of cheese