Good % of rw political discourse is nostalgia for being a loser in high school

What’s one coldhealing tweet you think about every day?

What was “the incident” at your Antarctic Research Station?

Hate when my discord kitten gives me toxoplasmosis :/

Retweet if you're a POS coward who would dodge the draft if America needed your service.

Like if you would proudly serve the great United States of America.

Which side are you on?

It’s a shame the women posting L’s guy was such a hateful misogynist because it really ruined things for everyone else

What the establishment fears most

Hanging Out with Bill Maher

Last night I had a dream.  Like MLK’s dream, it was about Justice.  But it wasn’t about white supremacy.  It was about Jewish supremacy.  It was about Bill Maher.  He was in a courtroom.  Like Julius Streicher at Nuremberg, he was being prosecuted for

Wait until the end for a fun surprise!

you have pet the cat

Gay people getting the rainbow was such a coup. One of the top beauties of nature, and now I can't appreciate it without fucking another man.

Y’all remember having “sperm wars” in the bathroom after lunch in middle school? We was going back to class sticky af lol

ice spice and pete davidson …

Today would be a good day for the big earthquake

🇷🇸 Serbian President Vucic mentioned Gunther Fehlinger in today's press conference about the tensions in Kosovo:

'Kosovo and the West's true intentions are as voiced by Gunther Fellinger, who calls for Belgrade to be bombed again.'

instead of saving a 401k for retirement money when you're decrepit and old, try saving your 401k for a giant 59 and a halfth birthday party that ends in your ritual suicide

My friend: Ah fuck i just stepped in poison ivy

Me: *Remembering when he told me to shut up about my ecological facts whenever we are outside and noticing the jewelweed that often grows next to poison ivy* damn, if only there was a plant here that could immediately help you

God I wish that was me