Sorry, can’t come into work. i am mourning the loss of Michael Jackson

"New York City is the [insert city here] of America."

They should make pizza for women

INT. Comedy Cellar *A black hole approaches the mic* BLACK HOLE: Any questions?

🚨Zomi & Chef Oli's last video shows them cooking meals for Gaza's hungry in World Central Kitchen. They were killed today by Israeli warplanes in #Gaza , in disregard of international laws, echoing the daily killings of Palestinian civilians in Gaza over the past 177 days. #GazaGenocid

We are aware of reports that members of the World Central Kitchen team have been killed in an IDF attack while working to support our humanitarian food delivery efforts in Gaza. This is a tragedy. Humanitarian aid workers and civilians should NEVER be a target. EVER.

BREAKING: I just vetoed Republicans’ anti-LGBTQ bill to ban trans and gender nonconforming kids from participating in school sports teams that align with their gender identity. LGBTQ kids deserve our love and respect and support just like any other kid.

To Pimp A Butters

Birthday boy goin stupid!!!!

Do something sincere without making it into a joke challenge

Good on the bystanders who stepped in when confronted with this type of brutal, classist, and perverted behavior. Zero sympathy for the man in uniform touching children.

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Summer in new york city means sweating your ass off next to a Halal cart outside the Lucian Freud exhibit by the gay target