May 19th, Robocop saves Sting after he's thrown into a cage by the Four Horsemen

May 15th, Jeff Hardy 'misses several flights' for his PPV match against Raven and is replaced by Sean Waltman

May 14th, Big Show is fired by John Laurinaitis for making fun of his voice

May 13th, Kurt Angle admits that he has a thing for 'guttersluts' and abandons the main event to go after Booker T's wife Sharmell

May 11th, Sable powerbombs her husband Marc Mero, leading to almost everyone on the roster refusing to job to him

May 10th, After offering to sing Randy Orton a new theme Meat Loaf receives an RKO

May 9th, Reverend D-Von pins Triple H

May 8th, Big Show and Kane compete in a Giant Grudge Match that features long portions of scientific wrestling

May 7th, Glen Gilbertti becomes No.1 contender to the NWA World Heavyweight Title

May 6th, Christian loses the World Heavyweight Championship in his first title defence against Randy Orton

May 5th, Jim Ross is hired and fired by Steve Austin and Eric Bischoff respectively in a rabbit/duck season-esque manner

May 4th, A singing child stops John Cena from winning a match

May 3rd, Sheamus sucker punches Mark Henry during an arm wrestling contest. Sheamus is the face in this feud.

May 2nd, Damien Sandow dresses up as Magneto for a match against Dolph Ziggler

May 1st, John Cena wins the WWE Championship and tells the crowd that Osama Bin Laden has been killed

April 30th, Vince and Shane McMahon defeat Shawn Michaels and God

April 29th, Mr. McMahon pins Bobby Lashley to become ECW Champion

April 28th, Triple H vs. Randy Orton ends in a no contest when the broadcast is cut by General Manager William Regal

April 27th, Bully Ray vs. Robert Roode's Table Match at TNA Sacrifice 2014 goes down in history for the worst ref bump ever

April 26th, The Undertaker attempts to sacrifice Stephanie McMahon after kidnapping her