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I think I'm slowly accepting that I'm going to have to wear glasses the rest of my life and give up hope for contacts. 🙄

Christina: can I un-hug you? Me: what?! Christina: you don't like hugs so I won't hug you, but I want you to recognize the fact that I'm not hugging you. 😂😂

Today I flame-dried my flask and used the torch for the first time. I was only slightly worried about dying a fiery death, so...progress?

I went for a run because I was emotional/stressed and my glasses got foggy and kept sliding down my nose so I guess next time I'll just cry instead 😂😶🤘

All of the extreme couponers are laughing in their basements full of toilet paper and hand sanitizer.

I'm sure when it comes down to it I'll complain about finals next semester, but right now I miss studying with friends in the library all night. It's an interesting atmosphere to be in 🙃🥯

I hate when I ask a professor a question and a student answers. Like, I don't care if you're smart, you're too annoying 🙄.

a little advice: If you ever have to choose between written cumulative final and an oral presentation, NEVER go for the written final.

I wore the laziest outfit to work today and had 3 people tell me I look great, and when I look purposefully good - nothing. So there are no rules - do what you want.🤷🏼‍♀️

"You're so smart, why are you so dumb." - my best friend about me. 🙃

“Kroger’s is better than H-E-B”🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

UTSA REMAINS UNDEFEATED AND FENDS OFF SO MISS 27-17. YOUR UTSA ROADRUNNERS ARE 10-0.

Want to learn more about the power of imine photochemistry? Check out our most recent paper out now in J. Am. Chem. Soc.! ⭐️💡Huge congrats to Alex, Taylor Spiller, & Maddie Sowden on this incredible work! 💡⭐️ pubs.acs.org/doi/10.1021/ja…

if I haven’t responded to your email within seven years, just know that I’m still thinking about it and paralyzed with guilt

My favorite part of a documentary is when at the end they tell you all about how there are no consequences for the rich and terrible

Why do smoke detectors only decide that they need a new battery in the middle of the night?

Living in the Midwest changes a person. I don’t think you’re supposed to have this much of an adversarial relationship with the weather. I wake up cursing the wind and sky like a character from an old English novel.

I hope that whoever invented automatic toilets has to use one every day for the rest of their life and that it flushes too early and too often 100% of the time. I feel it would be deserved.

People who get super angry their spirit flight was delayed amuse me. Like what were you expecting? This flight was $20 and the tray table is the size of a mousepad.

Congratulations to Taylor Spiller for completing her Gateway Exam [18]Flawlessly!! 🥳🤩🎉