Thinking about the time in 2017 when a girl came into my work, asked me out, then asked why I “hated women” after telling her I was gay. No she didn’t buy anything

Hannibal after eating a sautéed human spleen

Not now sweetie daddy needs to open a blank word document and stare at it for three hours

Never ask a woman her age, a man his salary, or a screenwriter how much they’ve written today

Wake up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy (anxious, vile, reprehensible)

I don’t consider myself a petty person but in 2019 I had a rude customer yell at me and since then I’ve been signing her email up for spam whenever I’m bored. Take that Jodi

But sir that’s my emotional support picture of Bea Arthur

me: I think I deserve a little treat
my bank account:

Starting a support group for people who grew up with a Scorpio sibling

Just finished watching the fine cut for my funky little movie and now I can’t wait to share the final product with you all 🥲

John Waters pitching his movies

Brainstorming for my next WIP as I continue post-prod on my feature and I’m being sooo brave about it

Surprised by how many of you haven’t seen the Turgle

Screenwriter: Who wants to read my script? :)
Prospective readers:

I don’t want to select images of traffic lights before continuing. I want to pet a stray cat

That’s me in the corner btw. That’s me in the spotlight. If you even care

POV: you’re reading one of my fruity little horror scripts

On this date in 1985
#TheSmiths released
their second studio album.
What are your favourite
tracks from 'Meat is Murder'?

A sad farewell to Damo Suzuki (1950-2024), who between 1970 and 1973 led pioneering German band Can through its unquestionable peak, and pretty much lived on a never-ending world tour since then.

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Very sad to hear that the wonderful Damo Suzuki has passed on yesterday aged 74. First heard him as part of krautrock band 'Can' and was lucky enough to meet him and play in his band in 2007. A beautiful gentle soul 💔 #DamoSuzuki #Can #Krautrock