The weird, near-cultish Toryverse of The Telegraph

@boywonderr_x Tory Verse SAHIPHOPSTORIEZ AKA @casspernyoves the way you respond 🔥👌

@boywonderr_x Tory Verse SAHIPHOPSTORIEZ AKA @casspernyoves 😂😂

Jane Merrick Meanwhile in the Toryverse they have just outed a gay man and put his Pakistani family in grave danger.

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Liar Johnson *literally* works from home… he lives above the shop so to speak. Not that getting pissed, lawbreaking, grifting for freebies and thinking up new lies to tell really counts as ‘work’ - except in the wacky world of the Toryverse. 🙄
#JohnsonIsntWorking #DailyFail

Champagne corks popping in the Toryverse eh Conservatives?

Mavista Majola yaz i family yakho akeze yaba nesizungu,, uluhlupho wen

@boywonderr_x Tory Verse SAHIPHOPSTORIEZ AKA @casspernyoves 🤣😂..thank you for such a matured responds bro.

STRONG BRITAIN, GREAT PODCAST: Ailbhe Rea joins Ros Taylor Dorian Lynskey & Alex Andreou to chew on Chesham and Amersham.

Plus - The DUP plays Musical Stegosauruses, and we profile the Toryverse’s most inveterate failer-upper.

Listen: kite.link/DidoRent

Note the framing of this story by the Torygraph. In the Toryverse, new roads are threatened & need saving from attacks by rare bats. Truss probably just sees this as a grift: all part of her masterplan to become leader again so she can continue her crusade against the Deep State.

Bro thought he was manifesting an alternate reality. Toryverse of madness.

Erdmute Wendlinger D Hang in there. I detect a sense of panic in the Toryverse; they are struggling to spin the current shïtshow and even the cultists (no ‘n’) are beginning to doubt the existence of unicorns and sunlit uplands.

ChiKC Southern It should but this is #southernrail and they operate in a different Toryverse

In the weird wonderland that is the Toryverse ....They are offended at Chewin the Fat and think the Rape Clause is a wonderful wheeze

Insanity has taken over the Toryverse.

The state of it.

“We’re ok with Truss nearly screwing the economy and having to spend £64bn on NOTHING to shore it up”

FFS - the level of fuckwinkles in the govt and media. They need to be to gone NOW.

#GeneralElectionNow

Tories know that they are untouchable in their self created toryverse.

And BBC nod along with the rest of the establishment gravy train.

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#bbcwh

A universe racing towards the past? A Toryverse, if you will...

You don't get more self-destructive than the Brexshit Toryverse twitter.com/ciaranbradley/…

Fun & games in the Toryverse as the guy we now know watched porn in the Commons discusses the ‘over the line’ behaviour of the then still mystery guy who watched porn in the Commons. Don’t think the GBN headline under his face was an accident.. #NeilofthisSleazyParish

Will admit, the toryverse is walking a dangerous road towards authoritarianism. Advocating arresting people for speech against your country is…troubling. has me thinking “ok right…that’s enough guys settle down 😅…guys? GUYS!???!!”