✔️ EXHIBIT 1: Actual VIDEO evidence presented in trial - United States v. The Sultan. (Reenactment - embellished for dramatic purposes.) #slowjamastan #porderbatrol #trial #micronation #micronations #sandiego #sandiegoairport #parkingticket @sdsheriff @sandiegopd

Watch as The Sultan of Slowjamastan shocks an unsuspecting American high school class on their field trip to Washington DC!💥 #slowjamastan #FieldTripFiasco #DCDiaries #micronation #micronations #Sultan #porderbatrol #NATOSummit #NATO

The NATO Summit was a hoot, but it was rubbing elbows with the real people of Washington DC that truly made our trip unforgettable. We’ve recruited a slew of new Slowjamastanis to join our noble quest! #slowjamastan #washingtondc #natosummit #nato #sultan #porderbatrol

😮 😮 😮 SLOWJAMASTAN MAKES HISTORY: APPEARS AT NATO SUMMIT! More details to come… #slowjamastan #sultan #porderbatrol #nato #natosummit NATO #micronation #micronations

Diplomatic visit to San Diego, California, United States of America today. #slowjamastan #sandiego #downtown #sultan #porderbatrol

Did Slowjamastan and the National City, California Police Department just become allies? Guess crime prevention and smooth R&B do mix! 🎷👮 #UnexpectedPartnership #SmoothCriminals #Slowjamastan #porderbatrol #micronation #micronations #Sultan #NationalCity NATIONAL CITY POLICE

Support your Porder Batrol! #slowjamastan #micronation #micronations #porderbatrol #borderpatrol #cbp CBP El Centro CBP CBP Arizona CBP San Diego Kid Corona

Ruh-roh. #porderbatrol #sanluis #arizona Kid Corona City of San Luis

⚠️ CROCS ARE ILLEGAL HERE ⚠️ The Republic of Slowjamastan is the first nation to completely outlaw the wearing or even possession of @crocs #slowjamastan #crocs #nocrocs #porderbatrol #micronation #micronations #molossia #sealand #sultan #ocotillowells #crocsgang

Three questions - NO CHEATING! Drop your answers in the comments. #slowjamastan #porderbatrol #trivia

⚠️ HAVE YOU SEEN THIS MAN? ⚠️ Do not approach. Call our new Croc-Blocker Hotline: 866-NO-CROCS ☎️ #slowjamastan #crocs #nocrocs #crocsgang #porderbatrol #doogielish Crocs

Austin’s life will never be the same. Austin Krance #slowjamastan #micronation #micronations #ocotillowells #sultan #molossia #sealand #porderbatrol