Every time Google goes down, a thousand nerds cry out, wishing they'd installed actual lightswitches

LIGHTSWITCHES! We are getting light switches!

Lightswitches are also Darkswitches.

A few things that Northumbrians gave the world:

- Lifeboats

- Lightbulbs

- The Geordie lamp

- Railways

- Safety matches

- The Skew Arch Bridge

- Hydraulic Cranes

- The dry photographic plate

- Lightswitches

- Windscreen wipers

I'm so happy to announce I'm part of the #creationclub and my first creation has just been released for #Fallout4 A noir Penthouse with 35 new art deco style workshop items, usable lightswitches and great views of the Commonwealth from the windows. Available on Pc, Ps4 and Xbox.

I hope we get a more modern radiator at some point, lightswitches would be cool too #TheSims #TheSims 4Console #TheSims 4 #XboxShare

OMG…LIGHTSWITCHES😭🥹

jesus christ. regularly using your black belt karate training to kick lightswitches, how embarrassing

Lightswitches after lamp debut

Focus SB is shortlisted for an SBID International Design Award 2021 🏆

Please show your support for Focus SB and cast your votes at the SBID website for our shortlisted entry!

sbidawards.com/finalist-pda/l…

#pushbutton #votenow #lighting #productdesign #lightswitches SBID International Design Awards®

Joel M. Topf, MD FACP Nice BP chart!

Good reminder not to uptitrate meds too quickly: sometimes people seem to think of antihypertensives like lightswitches, but the time lag til max effect concept is solidified in my head by this graph👇

Remember when some black kids were protesting on the White House lawn so Trump hid in the MF nuclear fallout bunker nine stories down? 🤣🤣

And then when proof came out he hid in the bunker, he said 'I was just down there testing the lightswitches' 🤣🤣

Installed a faucet and changed the lightswitches. In my handyman phase 🛠

Remember when Trump hid from protestors in the white house nuclear fallout bunker, but then told everybody he was just 'testing the lightswitches'? 🤣

LOL. This is why you shouldn't DO that! Your goddamn LIGHTSWITCHES do not need to talk to Google!

#Covid19Walkout
We should be following this, but instead teachers are being told to clean lightswitches and door handles more often...
#Covid19uk #schoolclosure #closeschoolsuk #CloseTheSchoolsNow Unbelievable

DICK LIGHTSWITCHES ?!?!??!?!?! DSUIFHHUISDFILUHSDFLUIHSDF

I think I have to solve this Myst-ass puzzle to get out of here. What is the secret of the Forbidden Lightswitches?