“My teachers told me I’d never amount to anything more than a barista. Now I run the cybersecurity for one of the largest coffee chains in the world… and I have a massive net worth. Thanks, World of Haiku.”
Makes me fuckin sick typing this. For the first time in my entire career I’m not gonna make it to my own show. Trying to get to Vegas tonight but I’m stuck in Kentucky. The plane we booked suddenly was no longer cleared to take off. Completely out of my control but I feel…