My entire suite of Xfinity services died this morning just after 10 am, and there have been zero updates on a possible fix time since then.
Come on, man...

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I was VICIOUSLY ATTACKED w/ energy pulses 11:30a-5pm WHILE I TRIED TO WORK!
All about Denise Rolfe #RandyRolfe Danny “#BoosterCogburn” Woodburn, then about @Comcast NBC News NBC Entertainment #AGT Howie Mandel
5+ hours TORTURE! ⬇️

Y. Vindman Kevin M. Kruse And hey, @Comcast stop making consumers PAY to support this traitorous defamatory station. I CANCELED MY CABLE in order to avoid funding Fox News. I will not give you money to undermine democracy.

We're excited to announce all eight #startups who participated in the LIFT Labs #GenerativeAI Accelerator secured pilots or proofs of concepts w/ Comcast, NBCUniversal, and/or Sky! 🚀🚀 Learn more ⬇️ lift.comcast.com/2023/06/27/lif…

I forgot about Comcast not working with Peacock no more… Chile I had to repay my shit. 😭

For curious onlookers...
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These RAPE & BIOCHIP, HUMAN TORTURE CRIMES are Interstate!
NH- drug, rape, & chip 2007
Quebec-Howie
CA - #HowieMandel #DannyWoodburn
NY- #NBC
PA- #Rolfe

CT- 2017 chip

Trying to summon a demon through Comcast...

We are excited to share Reality Defender's inclusion in the 2023 Comcast NBCUniversal LIFT Labs Generative AI Accelerator.

For the past six weeks, we've worked with leaders across Comcast NBCUniversal to usher in a new era of Reality Defender's best-in-class deepfake detection.

President Biden Unless this investment is into SpaceX and Starlink it is nothing more than a huge cash grab by telco companies like AT&T, Charter, COX, and NBC/Comcast.

Jon Cooper Meanwhile Comcast and AT&T are doubling and tripling their customers’ rates.

This is connected to Hillary Clinton who had the keys to the entire internet. But her videos are all located primarily on the Dark Web.

Dane Ellis (Montagraph) who worked for Comcast has blackmail videos of child ritual abuse of many politicians.

Sky News Gillian Joseph David Clegg Do you mean Friday? More comcast/neocon nonsense? It will be the same as Wednesday and every other day before that

C Xfinity XfinitySupport Peacock Comcast NBC Entertainment Having same problem, this is bullshit

Human Events Jack Poso 🇺🇸 @Comcast owns NBC News. Biden’s like @NBC. All one should expect to get from @NBC is a pro-DNC, pro-Biden talking point.

Controversial opinion, but I think Elon should be made CEO for more companies, like Nestle and Comcast. I think it'd be a great way to make his natural talent for screwing ruining everything useful for once.

Call me Comcast how I'm on that Spectrum

Internet has been down for 6hrs+ - but according to the Comcast Xfinity outage map “everything looks good”.

I’m calling AT&T tomorrow, because at this point I’m the stupid one for staying with #xfinity this long and thinking things will change.

15. The big hope is on Showmax & it was a smart move to partner with ComCast & Sky.

Showmax = Netflix + Sport + local content. Its clear Musltichoice knows their only competitive advantage.

They hope to have R18 Billion revenue in 5 years (easy to put on slide, hard to do)

How's your customer churn?

Comcast’s team works 26-7-375.

They’re worth $175 billion.

Running a startup requires this hustle.

Just have to want it that bad.

Kamala Harris Where is that $40B going… to the internet companies like AT&T and Comcast?

10 hours later. Service restored. Here's what happened. It's funny now, but not at the time. kutv.com/news/local/com…

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