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My mom broke her toe and buddy taped it to her other toes with flesh toned tape and it looked like Liam mcpoyles eye patch so I drew some toes on it to make it look more normal

My mom broke her toe and buddy taped it to her other toes with flesh toned tape and it looked like Liam mcpoyles eye patch so I drew some toes on it to make it look more normal
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Why did airport security double check my bag just so a man could dig through my coin pouch of toonies while staring me in the eyes?

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I have proof i was absolutely not born in the wrong generation because look at this sick ass shirt I got from an Instagram ad

I have proof i was absolutely not born in the wrong generation because look at this sick ass shirt I got from an Instagram ad
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People beside me on the plane think they just fell out of a coconut tree. Baby we are in row 33 why are you standing up?

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