SHAMELESS Tits N’ Tequila 🤣 SQL Server Agent (5% JetBlue Miles Flown 2022) Poptart He probably did once or twice

That’s a far fall from that pedestal.
That sudden stop is gonna hurt

Watching Gladiator this fine morning because looking at Russell Crowe makes me feel better

Nothing annoys me more than people who post their caloric intake and their work out stats.

No one cares.

No one.
Just diet and workout without everyone having to know about it. #RamblingQueen

I’ll talk about whatever I want #RamblingQueen

The hardest question people ask me, throughout this shit show, is this…
“Is there anything you need?”

I hate asking for help so my brain goes white noise when someone says this to me.

I’m learning to figure out the answer

Sitting in the ER with the hubs. Swollen hands and fingers. Chemo side effects are loads of fun

Back in the ER with the hubs. Pain is everywhere now.

You always remember who didn’t call to check on you

I’ll admit my life is a shit show rn. Most people don’t know what to say to me. But I still have a life that deserved to be inquired after. Everything is not doom and gloom with me. So fuck you if you are an emotional coward.

Do you think people in my position (caregiving) think that someone is gonna say something magical and make everything better? At least the people who say something are making an effort, even if it’s a cliche

Love It Or Shove It Kentucky colonel Snapchat suggests RORSCHACH to me all the time. His number is still in my phone

E Sir

SIR 😍

#TGIF

Happy happy 1st birthday to my nephew Richard. I love you Chonkers

I’m raising an absolute warrior queen. My daughter decided to tell her group of friends about her dad’s condition and this is HOW she drops that bomb

I can’t wait for that profile pic to change 🤮

Cate: my mom’s maiden name was Larrimore…before she married my dad

Amelia: oh your parents are still married…must be nice

Cate: if it makes you feel better…my dad has terminal cancer

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