He was born at 20:26 last night and there was only 1 place we were going when we were discharged from the RVI this morning ⚫️⚪️❤️ Jamie Reuben Mehrdad Ghodoussi Alan Shearer Sir Bobby Robson Foundation what a time to join the Newcastle United FC family, 15hrs old 🙌🏻🙌🏻

Geordies are such freaks never realised until this season

Unreal Champions league Saudi Arabia unlimited money pull from the Geordies 🔥🔥🔥

(🟢) NEW:

Newcastle are OUT of the race for Szoboszlai. [David Ornstein]

Out in Wellington for mate Geordies birthday tonight .

Waiting for the Sandro announcement…. #NUFC #transfers #toonarmy #newcastleunited

Man City now top of the league 2 wins away from winning their first title in 44 years

However a tough trip to high flying Newcastle United awaits at St James Park

Alan Pardew’s top 4 chasing Geordies prove to be a tough opponent but Yaya Toure comes clutch with a brace.

This is what us Geordies have to put up with with these journalists who never call other teams fans like this or mention their I.Qs either & people wonder why us Newcastle fans kick off all the time on here it’s cos the lying media says things like this too 🤬🤬🤬 #NUFC

Insane Reality Leaks Could you imagine if a guy exposed himself to a woman and the caption was ‘he made her day with that 😂’
If the law is upheld she should be on the sex offenders register, and rightly so.

Elon really spent 40 bil for this shit -crying 😂

Whenever I'm here (Tynemouth pier) I'm reminded of a great line from a great film:
'I'd offer you a drink but I've only got six cans'! (Likely Lads)

Drax, Ant-Man, and Tony Stark - looking back at the funniest MCU moments ever to stand so still they became invisible.

Geordies

Love it. Only a few Geordies are actually like that..surely?

DailyNUFC David Batty, immense player that went under the radar doing the dirty work in an attacking team

MADDDDD-IS-SON SON SON
HE REJECTED THE GEORDIES
MADD-IS-SON SON SON
NOW HE’S SPURS LIKE YOU & ME
TO THE LEFT
TO THE RIGHT
HE’S OUR MIDFIELD DYNAMITE
WHEN HE PLAYS IN LILYWHITE
HE MAKES HAVERTZ LOOK SHITEEE

🪄 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🔜

Danny ⚫️⚪️ Geordies talking about being inbred 👀🤣🤣

MADDDDD-IS-SON SON SON
HE REJECTED THE GEORDIES
MADD-IS-SON SON SON
NOW HE’S SPURS LIKE YOU & ME
TO THE LEFT
TO THE RIGHT
HE’S OUR MIDFIELD DYNAMITE
WHEN HE PLAYS IN LILYWHITE
HE MAKES HAVERTZ LOOK SHITEEE

🪄 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🔜

Our upcoming events - Save those dates 📔✍️

Manchester United Racing Club de Lens Room for one last $ to steal from the club #GlazersOut

Who got their Rangers (a) tickets today?

8,000 Geordies heading to Glasgow should make for one hell of an atmosphere #NUFC

Carly Simon explained the story behind 'You're So Vain', see the meaning and people behind the world's most famous songs

Which new players will we see in this shirt next season?🔴⚫️

The 23/24 Manchester United home shirt by adidas Football
available now at #JDFootball 👉 bit.ly/3CMMDvN

Last night we went to visit our friends at The Hanwell Cavern.
Another night that didn’t disappoint 🤩.
Great sets from Steve Mahoney, Satch & Sonia Elisheva.
#LiveMusic

Newcastle United FC Since October ‘21 everyone of us Geordies just want to say…

The Geordies have landed in Malahide #samfender

Going to be releasing a piece tomorrow on how the Mohammed Bin Salman backed consortium picked the perfect club for their sportswashing project.

Key talking points are as follows, Average IQ in Newcastle, starved from success from the MA era and much more
#NUFC