uhhhuuuuuh disspair headcanons!!!!

happy late spring fest 💥💥
im considering doing other splatband characters,, any recommendations ??

#splatoon #disspair #warabidisspair

Sorry for the weird color background I want his bald spot to be as noticeable as possible #splatoon #ikkan #disspair

WABBUFET

front roe couldve been a hope pun because of disspair

i have sketched out like three bands worth of keychains. wet floor disspair and cside. who next

i don't need to prove myself to YOU. i've done more than enough to prove otherwise, and if you haven't been able to see that yet, that's YOUR damn fault.

Noko *TEAM BEAR CUBS 🧸🐻* WE HAVE THAT WITH DISSPAIR ALREADY!!!!

cannedBalls dcake / ERROR 404 CAKE-MIX REMASTERED OUT! / 🍉 DISSPAIR MENTIONED 🔥🔥

it's rude to talk about yourself like that. then again, i guess you deserve it.

again, i don't need to prove myself to you.

you really believe that i didn't have to WORK for what i have? you think i was BORN with wealth? you're dumber than you look; and here i was thinking such a thing was impossible. you're pathetic.

SHUT THE FUCK UP

SIGH
I love you disco ball mofo

can't stand ikkan's stupid fucking face. i have never wanted to punch a man so hard. stupid fucking goatee. GOATS AREN'T EVEN REAL

You aren’t proving shit . I just want to hear what you have to say .

so much that you wouldn't believe me if i told you. i've done shit that you haven't even CONSIDERED doing with your time.

about someone's history! someone's past! where people come from and how that makes them who they are! behind every person is a STORY. none of you think about that because your lives have been all fun and joy and never any form of terror or suffering!

i don't owe you an explanation of my past. this isn't a fucking 'who was worse off' contest. you should be fucking ashamed of yourself for these shitty assumptions, that's for sure.

compared to what goes on underneath the surface of this paradise? yes. more than you'll ever know.

(dismissively shaking his head. he's mentally clocking out of the conversation.)