catnip: not even once

or a whore (complimentary)

happy birthday weed i love u

this is me and my cat seymour watching true blood in bed rn

in jail for Smol crimes

hell yeag…,

bf just said I used to be the senior center rescue possum (bc i used to date older men) and I-

me binge watching nip/tuck & true blood for the 4685th time

when i’m on my period:

just carried a candle from my living room to my bedroom and felt just like this little guy

feels whorephobic that no one has sponsored a shopping trip for a minute. someone should fix that

me to my bf: wow, we’re going to live together soon. how did that happen???

bf: i tricked you

me: how’d you do that

him: my ✨ peanits ✨

i’m pretty and a little stupid and i smoke a lot of weed

got a new notebook so had to add some little friends to it

few things feel as good as driving around with the sunroof open on a beautiful day 🥰

how happy i am when my man takes me on a date

this is a photo of me and my bf