Perky Wicker Man is now available as a phone wallpaper. Not all my Perky Horrors lend themselves to this format but I couldn’t not do it for my most popular picture could I. marswasrubbish.etsy.com/listing/172090…

Honestly, if I see one more portent of the apocalypse I’ll…oh nothing, I’m just tired.

Transport and where I live are also a problem, to be fair, but I’m basically one gig a year at the moment. I just don’t have the money. theguardian.com/music/2024/apr…

*C5 documentary on the London Horses*
A 26yr old comic you haven’t heard of is speaking. Looking him up you see he got a 4 star review in the Scotsman for his show about his relationship with his right wing father. He is wearing a hat: “And I was like oh no those poor horses”

“Der’s more to Ireland dan dis”.

I hung up on a possible wrong number but feel like I’ve been rude despite the likelihood it could have been a scam attempt. I’m too bastard sodding nice is my shitting problem.

One of the most sensitive and tasteful headlines of all time from The Sun there…

Is that Tate tweet real? I saw it yesterday and thought it was a joke because “It’s gay to like sex with women” is pretty funny.

I've seen Tom of Finland drawings that are less obviously gay than Andrew Tate's tweets.

“Is it just me or is our glasshouse better than their glasshouse?” asks stone thrower.

While I think it was mostly a load of old mince, despite June Whitfield doing her best, I would argue Terry and June had the most sitcom theme tune ever written. Only Sorry came close. youtu.be/a_muwtTQjMg?si…