oh, i’ve never been so called out in my entire life

these parasocial relationships are getting more and more insane... being a fan (though seeing some of the takes i’ve seen, that label can be easily questionable) doesn’t give anyone the entitlement over a famous person’s choices. choices that are harmless, by the way.

the advertising industry is alive and well 😌

I’M UP

me arriving in heaven after i explained the twitter fandom experience to the devil and made them feel sorry for me

rebecca welton on the pitch celebrating the big win with ted and her boys, so true

i never can wear headphones or both earphones when someone’s at home with me, gotta have that one ear ready in case someone calls… abandonment issues? fear of losing people? who knows!!!

o ted lasso

interviewers nowadays wouldn’t survive katharine hepburn, she would annihilate them all

godspeed my fellow soldier i will keep you in my prayers

WELCOME BACK, MOTHER

only a lifetime of people making fun of my laugh 🙃

movies used to have prestigious actors in shiny colorful tight clothes and high boots singing and dancing during credits

“oh, it was nobody's fault but my own. i was looking up. it was the nearest thing to heaven. you were there.”

we're really going from 'our kids' to 'our parents', huh? I SEE

“Todd & Knox from DEAD POETS SOCIETY are now PhDs in THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT. It’s quite an honor.”

— Ethan Hawke in new post 📸

“we need to do snl together” WELL YEAH! and what are you, jason sudeikis, former snl alumni and hannah waddingham biggest champion and fan, going to do about it?