Robert Smith is 65 today. That's a lot of years at the kohl face.

'Good Morning Class, I Said To My KS1 Students. Death To The West, They Replied As One, Their Leader Holding Aloft A Burning Union Flag.'

You're actually a Womble in a coma, dreaming you're human. Whenever you hear 'Remember You're a Womble', that's your family at your bedside.

Corvids are known to be smart problem solvers.

This one, for example, plays tic-tac-toe.

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Such is their contempt for law that Trump’s lawyer begins beatboxes during opening arguments.

'Did you sort out the clothes and soft furnishings for the new revolut ad?'

'Sure thing boss. Looking like a fluffy human-octopus hybrid, just like you asked.'

I fail to see the humour in Donald Trump doing farts out of his enormous smelly bottom. This is a serious matter.

What I love about social media is the intellectual cut and thrust. Some days it's like the Royal Society on here

Thank goodness this government is finally cracking down on (checks notes) the most vulnerable people in society

Did he mean “bad” people in the same way as Michael Jackson did?

'unpaid trade envoy to Colombia' 👀

If you’re a woman in UK media you can see this photo of Lloyd Evans and know to keep your distance at events and parties and god, the theatres that give him free tickets. If you’re a woman potentially trafficked into selling sex, you don’t have a choice. What a mess

You do NOT want to know where he put it

With a certain grim inevitability, you can make a lot of these fit We Didn't Start The Fire. And I have.

This is great and a good companion to Neal Stephenson's classic WIRED piece, 'Mother Earth, Mother Board' wired.com/1996/12/ffglas…

A cautionary tale for us all.

i want liz truss to go on hot ones to promote her new book and just take a bite of plain chicken and start screaming

I refuse to rule out a caravan holiday with Emily Blunt