"I'm so glad I bought all that toilet paper" Said no one ever! #COVID19 #hording

You're perfect; except for ONE thing... You're not here.

I just want to have enough money so my cold doesn't have to referred to as "common". #notcovid #sniffsniff

If you don't think ONE person can change the world... Travel back from Melbourne! #COVIDIOTS

Why isn't there a mechanic called #AutoCorrect #autocorrectfail #auto #mechanic #typo

Listening to Snoop Dogg laughing on 2021 and Done is good for the soul.

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Some people are so close

🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 #Wordle #notwordle

#theslapheardroundtheworld Will Smith #Oscars2022

Lost a TONNE of respect for this guy.. Will Smith #Oscars2022 #TheSlappening #slapped

I disagree with Will Smith slapping Chris Rock ! Please like and follow me for more Morality Hacks and Tips! #Oscars2022 #Oscars #theslap #ChrisRock #WillSmith #WillAndChris

And the hits just keep on coming.. #WillSmith Twitter is suspended

Dear Unvaccinated If you, for legitimate health reasons, cannot get vaccinated, you are NOT an anti-vaxer. I have NO ill-will towards you. If you refuse because ”it's a conspiracy, 5G causes covid, government control or other disproven BS: you’re an Anti-vaxer. pick one!

I bought some faulty scales... But now I see the error of my weighs! #stuism #pun

I wonder if #Scomo Not ScoMo was also blessed to have bought a home rather then renting. Isn't it great, how his solution is to not have any problems in the first place. #autism #scomoectomy #buydontrent #douche

On May 21 Australia will be #blessed to not have to deal with Not ScoMo any more.

I don't wanna brag or anything... but I just plugged a USB drive in the right way FIRST TIME!!! who am I kidding.. I'm totally bragging! #firsttime #first #usb #plugin

I literally just yelled at myself to stop messing around and do some uni work... and now I'm on here telling all of you about it... So don't take it personally... I don't listen to myself Either! #adhd #mentalhealth #nuerodivergent

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