How much time do you guys spend sitting in your car after you’ve arrived at your destination? I feel like I do it too much. I’m not doing anything in there. Just doesn’t feel like it’s time to get out yet.

My stomach is really messed up and I have to decide whether I want to try and fix it with a light dinner or assert my dominance over it with a $38 Grubhub order.

Nothing makes me madder than the “recently sold” section of Facebook Marketplace. You’re showing me trash and showing everyone this great stuff. What a jerk.

I don’t know what a situationship is but every social media post about it makes it seem like it’s just two people tricking each other and feeling bad about it but pretending they don’t.

Wedding photographers: “Bookings have been rough this year into next year.” Randoms on the internet:

There’s a challenge where people try to eat 9 hot dogs at a baseball game—one for each inning. My brain can’t process that as a challenge. Every day of my life is a challenge to try and eat fewer than nine hot dogs.

Did you know that you can only download some content on Netflix a certain number of times per year for offline watching? I can’t download Seinfeld again until next year.

Let’s see some new Apple stuff!

New iPad Air models get M2 chips and a new 13-inch option. Announcement was quick and now we’re onto the Pro.

iPad Pro now comes in 11-inch and 13-inch models. Apple says it’s the thinnest Apple product ever thanks to OLED. Observe the skinniness

iPad Pro Display goes wild. Dual OLED panels, and now you can get an anti-glare surface.

New iPad Pros will have the most advanced neural engine ever. Think of all those operations per second.

Here’s the iPad Pro lowdown. Get them features.

New Apple Pencil Pro still won’t be able to make me garbage at drawing. Looks cool though. A new sensor allows for squeeze controls. A gyroscope senses when the Pencil rolls. It also now supports Find My (which is huge).

iPad Pro specs for perusal.

It would be a cool diss track if McDondalds made its own long chicken sandwich to make fun of the Burger King long chicken sandwich.

I found a shirt at the Goodwill bins and I have absolutely no idea what it could possibly mean.

I’m starting to suspect that “extra crispy” chicken at KFC is just like…the regular chicken. They just give you the option so you can feel a little fancy.

Hahahahahaha “why didn’t they just point AI at it?” I was off of here for a while but see it’s still very stupid here.

I thought I was banned from Twitter for some reason, but apparently I'm not. Welp, see ya later.