Sometim es yu jost gudd shut da fugg op, PEGGY.

Baby Spurdo cumin soon hehe :DDD

Be a sheeb or be a $SPURDO, ur choise broo

Spurdo remember when he ruin marriagez just by existin. Now he only ruin microwavez by pressin all da buttonz at once, truly a fallen legend.

Those who survib… thrive … or jus dai. Eidar wai :DD

Tuday was so epic becoz Alon and da orange men did big ceremonio in front of da big white houze. They stand there holdin shiny award like they saved da world or sumthin. Crowd waz cheerin. alon just lookin cool while orange men braggin like usual. Peak $SPURDO moment.

Bro today da militari drill was so stronk, da bois shootin at da sky like da enemies live in cloud kingdom. Commander said enemy spottod and everyone just started blastin. Truly tactical genius moment.

We shall rize, dey will bow 2 da leadör… no Fät chiks alowd :DD, dis the way.

woke up in morning and couldnt find my bed because mansion too big had to gps my pillow rich life is suffering

Da stronk BENIS bois will surbibe.

We no stop here… dis is Degen kontr :DD

chozenn 4 cidi 17 but da combayn do not unnerstan i just want 2 haul my burgirz 2 freeedum land hold it ride dere cidizn fug

mr freemans get da wake up call but he not reddy for da day, he just want 5 moar minits

spurdo hop u feest on da turky an da badies :DD

Black Friday got mi liek…

Sumtiemz it rly hard bein dis fuggin badss…

me aftor doing absolutely nothing allday: need bubbl relax time, is science

spurdo alwayz here 2 save da dey :DD

It hurt sometime… bein too spurdo :DD

Spurdo Santa watchin…dont be doin dat :DD