'We must imagine Sisyphus as happy.' -Albert Camus, on Liverpool's season

This is how the world ends. Not with a bang but with an Everton.

Not like this. Anything but this.

Imagine being Peacock: You have one job. You are not good at it. You cannot be fired. #thedream

I love beating Everton via a second-half comeback, so this suits me just fine.

Today Danaher Corporation reported $5.8 billion in revenues this quarter w/ gains in market share in its medical test biz Cepheid. Their tests are expensive in low- & middle-income countries, where disease burdens are high.

Does this sit right with you?👇
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I remember the $5,000.

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This is terrible news for Liverpool.

Champions League going way too hard.

Lamine Yamal is younger than my YouTube channel.

That young child at Barcelona is really quite something.

My title preferences:
1. Liverpool
2. Arsenal
3. Season cancelled
4. Literal apocalypse
5. City

It's all but mathematical now. The women are going up! In a difficult league against big clubs, Wimbledon's remarkable women are inches from the title and promotion. So proud of these athletes who wear Partners In Health's logo on their backs!

It's always fucking Palace.

Update: They could not, in fact, keep getting away with it.