Today's FA Cup semi showcasing all that is brilliant about football.

And then you have the opposite end of the scale...

I wonder who sent the tweet.....
#EVENFO

You watch other sides who are down the bottom of their leagues fighting for survival, and they are still driving forward, believing in themselves. Then you look at the blues players. Nearly all of them are not fit to wear the shirt. #BCFC

People are getting excited about the eclipse! Here in England I would be getting excited just to see the sun for 5 fucking minutes!

Their meals go down well...

Sir David Attenborough as Easter Eggs.

A thread.

It's what Jesus would have wanted....
#EasterSunday #HappyEaster

Sanderson, the size of him should win everything at the back. The man just strolls about half arsed. That defence is so weak. #bcfc

Having an egg sandwich for breakfast. #GoodFriday #HappyEaster

However well the candidates do on tonight's The Apprentice task, it surely won't match Simon Ambrose's performance selling mini-trampolines.

#TheApprentice 🫵 Tonight at 9pm BBC One and BBC iPlayer

The last time I was someone's type, I was donating blood. #truestory

There was a woman selling batteries down the park. She sells C cells by the seesaw...

Stop laughing at him 😡

I thought I had seen Rusty somewhere before. #thechase

Happy St Pat Wicks day. ☘️ #StPatricksDay

What was that, Clive? I didn't quite hear who the last west midlands club was to win a major trophy... #bcfc

Don’t you say a word about Dave and the van!

Off the pitch Neil Moxley, the owners have been brilliant, the Rooney f**k up by Cook is what's derailed things on the pitch. #BCFC

The next two home games will determine which league we will be in next season. #bcfc