It's offical, I've forgotten a lot of the advanced math I once knew. So much for learning trig and calculus.

I think I want... I think I want... a pizza

#Obama's $3T deficit reduction is equivalent of switching from foreign to domestic champagne. bit.ly/nT9HKB #libertarian #tlot #tcot

@PennJillette talks about his new book, #atheism, why he's a #libertarian,& @GlennBeck bit.ly/pkYsEg

Jesse said he'd chop off Obama's "nuts". Carville said if Hillary gave Obama one of her "balls"-- they'd both have two. Feel the love. #fb

http://tinyurl.com/2f52leg

Steeeeel raining. Can't remember the last time it rained for this long in LA.

This was the most entertaining thing I've seen on a Sunday night in a long time. Only in LA! cbsnews.com/losangeles/new… via @cbsla

Whittier Boulevard in East LA going up!!! Yankee jersey burned😬 #LetsGoDodgers #WorldSeries

Why is Chick-fil-A, Inc. advertising on a Sunday? If your restaurants aren't open today, and I can't go get a sandwich... doesn't seem right to run ads today!

Ill start worrying about income inequality when lefties start worrying about economic freedom.

I think I'd like to be Clive Bixby for an evening...

SNL’s Hu Jintao Is Angry, Wants His Money, and Doesn’t Look Asian (VIDEO) http://mediaite.com/a/nfdrc RS

How is it SNL gets it, but the assholes in DC don't?

Trying to make me Twitter famous??? winki Terrence T. McDonald Chris Christie

listening to the Dodger game. But just not that excited about this season. I blame Frank McCourt.

Dammit, totally forgot to mention that for once I'm happy with Bud Selig. Took control of the Dodgers away from McCourt. YES!

Want to honor our troops after Memorial Day? Hire them: http://theatln.tc/kruaOH by Paul Rieckhoff🇺🇸🇺🇦

Hungarrrryyyyyyyy

Mmmmm, carbs.