Somewhere, in some universe, my dad is proud.

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I am having A WEEK. 🫠

Dear Universe, today would be a fucking splendid day to win the Cash Machine. Dear Universe, please.

I’m not emotionally stable enough for the vets today. I’m listening to some old guy being told his old dog is in a lot of pain I can’t cope I’m literally tearing up in the waiting room. 🫠

Hard-launching my new bf, Meadow 💖

On the Luas to Olivia Rodrigo at The Point, adrift in a sea of leather jackets and purple butterflies

See you on stage Olivia Rodrigo ✌🏼✨🔥

Every time I do things : I never want to do anything ever again forever

Every time I’m doing nothing :
Oh christ I need to be where the people are i need the light of a thousand suns I might die

Just saw an adult do multiple nose sweeps into their mouth. Grown up snot sucker. She’s still at it. On a bus. A respectable looking woman. Everything is made up. It could be your mam.

Tell the authorities. Adults are still eating snots??

Got a full HD recording of me bombing last weekend but just a poxy voice recording of me transcending air the next gig I did. I SEEK JUSTICE.

You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

Fuckin smashin life atm

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My nail lady absolutely botched my nail shape but they were simultaneous being busted by immigration so I kept my mouth shut. Not about to make my girl look bad in front of the pigs.
Thanks for my roundy lump nails Queen 💅

Our wonderful theatre manager Celine Garvey passed away earlier today surrounded by her loving family. She will be deeply missed by us all ❤️ As a mark of respect the theatre will close tomorrow, Wednesday 24th April.

Rest easy Celine. Force of nature, powerful supporter of the arts, a beaming source of positive light in our community. You will deeply deeply missed. My heart is breaking for you and your little girl ♥️

Someone cuddle Sophie challenge hahahahah

Comedy is the closest manifestation of my own self esteem I’ve ever come across. Nothing like thinking that you’re smashing it and then dying on your hole to humble you. Don’t be having notions about yourself now. ✨