this is how it feels to drink a diet coke

when people talk about an “uptick in antisemitic hate crimes” this is what they mean

parents in the biopic!!! (imagine teri garr has beautiful gray hair and jon stewart has a boston accent)

this perfect song ass day open.spotify.com/track/4rCuwgRR…

when I ask you as a customer how are you please don’t be honest. what do you mean “c plus” I’ve been thinking about that for six hours now

From a local NPR reporter.

This is psychotic

They want you to believe the Chair of the Philosophy department is the threat to western values and not the masked, armed man brutalising her for expressing anti-war sentiment

if i’m ever famous and in a movie and there aren’t gifs of me and my costar looking at each other all over the internet literally what would be the point

btw if you’re in chicago and interested in a story about a deeply unhealthy psychosexual dynamic between two men and one woman and you’ve already seen challengers boy do i have a show for you (run now extended to may 11th)