orange man has the opportunity to use this tweet as a reason to do the funniest thing

“awawawawaa” -Scott Bessent, probably

90-day reciprocal tariff pause on everyone EXCEPT Chy-nah can my bags pump again please

90 days was too conservative an over/under for Trump/Elon breakup 6 months was the real mark innit

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FB, BSKY, and the other apps are all completely cooked Only on X do we get discourse this supreme

Our feds are fedpoasting We're reaching levels of being back never thought possible

not even innovative, we've had "project engineers" doing this for social media companies posting thirst-traps of themselves getting paid for hanging at the goog/meta/linkedin employee snack bars for years at least we also got hilarious tiktoks of them finding out they're fired

the irony of someone covered in shitty tattoos but wearing the coof mask in TYOOL 2025 is not lost on me

senate.gov/legislative/LI… GENIUS Act passes Senate 67-27 (6 Not Voting) Rand Paul votes nay alongside the likes of Liz Warren and Chuck Schumer, proving once again that lolberts are not serious people

I keep seeing this same guy Grokposting incessantly in replies with a pudgy penguin pfp and cannot help but think I could probably socially engineer him out of it with no experience whatsoever in that field

Libertarians are in absolute shambles rn

The “America” Party Gosh, I can’t imagine what its central issue will be!

Anti-2A and Pro-H1B. Your heckin wholesome chungus le centriste fiscally responsible "American" Party, brought to you courtesy of online Indian backing. My theory here is that continually disaffected terminally online Desantis stans will graft themselves to this as a way to get

mfw the White House social media intern speedruns the Bizonacci channel