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The family NYT games gc has been in shambles since yesterday

Trump is still alive and I can't get the tamino presale tickets so what's the point anymore

tamino tickets are not secured aint shit funny rn

going to talk to the water about you later

My favorite thing ever is calling people I’ve never dated my ex

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This man is driving like a maniac. It’s pitch black out and he’s got both front seat and back seat lights on.. just now realising as I’m typing this he probably has vision issues which is worse actually

I look good cause I said so. And that’s just the beginning and the end of it really. You agreeing is a bonus at best. It’s not needed cause this is my world. Not sorry.

What’s done in love is done well

Wow. Horrible day. 3/10

Hanging out with my four adult friends and we are fully reclined on a double bed. Very serious show analysis happening.

I have nothing to say today just that love is real and women make the world go round

The sunburn? The pink nipples? The lady he fed a cigarette???? Is there an Oscar category for social media skits ?

i don’t watch the 2 brothers show but i hope for the sake of everyone’s mental health that the one with sad eyes beats the one with evil curly hair

#marriedlife

i just called my sister and randomly apologised for a very cringe thing i said to her years ago that i kept replaying in my head and she had no idea what i was talking about. 🧍🏽 there’s a lesson in there somewhere.

Going to see my grandparents (the mummies) tomorrow for the 3rd time