it's remarkable that this guy tweets with a default level of pomposity several orders of magnitude greater than even the first drafts of my more theoretical essays

something must be done about this dastardly crustacean

this is the equivalent of throwing a single pebble at someone and then storming off in a huff

waiting with bated breath for an opportunity to use this as a reaction image

who has been googling my marriage status. reveal yourself

We really are in the middle of 2020 redux. Just as 'racism' was boiled down to absolutist binaries—racism is everywhere (the left) vs. racism is barely anywhere (the right)—the same is happening with anti-semitism today, with left and right reversed. We’ve learned nothing. 1/

It is 1848. A student movement with good intentions has gone too far.

It is 1968. A student movement with good intentions has gone too far.

It is 2024. A student movement with good intentions has gone too far.

the briefest flash of a butterfly in motion in the corner of a windowpane, pulling me out of my trance and my servitude to the notion of 'productivity' to run outdoors in childlike glee and frolic in the light of the spring sun

kids today would rather yearn for an unattainable past than submit their homework on time

You shall not crucify me upon a cross of air

Do you think I use the em-dash too much? Well, you can try to pry it away — from my cold, dead hands.

for sale: poet. never tortured