i saw a single tiktok in which a woman mispronounced gnocchi “yonkees” and unfortunately for everyone in my life i am going to say it that way forever now.

i know we’re all tired of jokes from aging millennials about how we don’t know how to do adult stuff but like, how are we finding trustworthy service providers. i have two unrelated quests - i need an accountant who can hold my hand & i need my kitchen knives sharpened.

“jerry seinfeld’s campus sturmabteilung” is going to be the idea that drives me to madness

i can’t stop thinking about this. the cop who pepper sprayed himself wanted AN AMBULANCE.
so not only is he softer than a baby’s bottom, he’s perfectly happy to force others to sit in a jail cell covered in a chemical irritant he thinks warrants emergency medical care.

The reports are true: Today’s my first day at The New Republic! I’ll be covering breaking news — and still doing my own indie reporting, which is awesome ❤️‍🔥

Tips in bio!

Extremely excited for this new chapter! LET’S GO!!

The thing is 'special relationships' should cause you to interrogate your relationship to power, not to publicly affirm it.

in stark contrast to letters from numerous departments at the university of virginia condemning the use of police violence against students last week, faculty at the law school have signed a letter supporting president jim ryan's decision to send in state police in riot gear

ALERT!!!

they turned the sky gay, what will wokeness do next

NEW: The Minnesota Court of Appeals issued a ruling favoring Unicorn Riot on Monday, May 6, rejecting the oil company Energy Transfer LP’s attempt to obtain newsgathering materials through a subpoena, blunting a three-year legal pressure campaign.

unicornriot.ninja/2024/unicorn-r…

Independent videographer acatwithnews was arrested on Monday while reporting on student detainments ahead of a planned sit-in at UCLA.

He was charged with conspiracy to commit burglary but told the charges would be dropped. pressfreedomtracker.us/all-incidents/…

And Cresa Pugh held it down, with her puppy in goggles, mascot of the encampment hence forth!!

🚨HAPPENING NOW AT GWU🚨

DMV SJP JUST LAUNCHED A NEW ENCAMPMENT AT 19th & F ST! We tried telling Granberg, WE WILL NOT REST TILL YOU DIVEST!

BREAKING: Belgian TV channel interrupts Eurovision to address Israel’s genocide:

“This is a union action. We condemn the human rights violations committed by Israel. Additionally, Israel is destroying press freedom. That is why we are pausing the broadcast for a moment.”

🇵🇸🔥

BREAKING: In An incredible display of solidarity, faculty stages a sit in in front of the arrest vehicle. Amy Goodman of Democracy Now! is on the scene interviewing the a teacher surrounded by students.

JOIN YOUR COLLEAGUES. WITHHOLD GRADES. DEMAND AMNESTY.

On Saturday, May 4, UVA exec admin stood by while state police cracked down on a peaceful gathering. The aim of the protest was for UVA to disclose where state and tuition dollars go, and sever ties... (1/2)

In sum: upper admin is grossly out of touch, they're kept that way by only ever hearing compliments, and if you want to see any change at UVA, it's time to organize. Pledge to withhold your grades to demand amnesty: docs.google.com/forms/d/1gz15z…

NEW: Story about the Palestine solidarity encampment at the University of Puerto Rico-Río Piedras. Colectiva Estudiantil Combativa 🇵🇷 are demanding the university terminate its relationship with three weapons manufacturers.

In both English & Spanish, for 9 Millones

9millones.com/es/universitar…

Gaza solidarity encampment at University of Puerto Rico-Río Piedras has submitted a more specific list of demands, naming and shaming the multiple labs, contracts, and scholarship programs held between the university system and weapons manufacturers.

“We see a lot of bad landlords, but I have to say that rarely do we see a landlord acting as entitled to ignore the law as we’re seeing now with these universities,” said Christine Clarke, a lawyer from the nonprofit Legal Services NYC who is handling all the cases.