Someone please inform the relevant authorities that my couch has been invaded by hostile forces. Previously bitter enemies that have joined forces to apparently hog my spot.

Who's Aldo? is essential reading if you enjoy Scottish comedy. Aldo is a character who live long in your memory. So will his larger than life sidekick Bruce, the staffy. The book is available from all good bookshops and Amazon. Any RTS would be hugely appreciated Thanks

Please retweet to help Miss Vee find a home #EDINBURGH #SCOTLAND #UK AVAILABLE FOR ADOPTION, REGISTERED BRITISH CHARITY✅ DETAILS OR APPLY FOR MISS VEE HERE👇 bit.ly/3OFJZO5 Overlooked, please share .Miss Vee is an active 4-year-old collie looking for a football pal.

Reform UK Wow so you are saying that you would remove aids for disabled workers? Disabled toilets? Ok should they just pee out in the open? Ramps? Wouldn't that then mean 1000s of people couldn't work? What then more people on benefits? God you are stupid 🤯

never thought a lecturer’s job would involve fighting every year for fair pay & parity with peers in teaching. John Swinney The SNP continue to ignore the FE sector, livelihoods & student futures under threat, most of the general public are unaware, how is this possible? EISFela

Richard Tice defends public servant Nigel Farage's huge salary ... and condemns state sector pay rises for ordinary people... Less than 5 minutes apart

Pete Wishart Pete, my employers stopped paying me & my wife on Thursday for withholding less than 1% of our labour! We don’t know when we we will be paid again. The same thing is happening in colleges across Scotland! Your party, your government is allowing this l!

Sitting like a wee angel saying thank you for a sachet of felix.

Rather than spending lottery money on the con-trick of paying professional athletes - whose success/legacy - is then supposed to encourage the rest of us into sport - would it be better to directly spend it to provide facilities for the rest of us - to encourage us into sport?

a fete worse than death.

Handy hint.. If you pay a railway worker, nurse or doctor a bit more... They'll spend it in the garden center or a supermarket, a pub, a restaurant.. If you give a billionaire a bit more they'll stash it in the Cayman Islands or buy yet another pad in Knightsbridge HTH

I’ve not had a single order today 😩 Please retweet this ⬇️

Conservative MP Mel Stride claims PIP benefit is thousands of pounds per month. No it is an absolute maximum of £780 a month, and most people only get about £250. Meanwhile he claims £1,250 a month in rent on his expenses Lying, thieving b******

"I opened the door myself and became working class."

Please retweet to help Max find a home #NewRomney #Kent #UK Available for adoption, registered British charity✅ Details or apply for Max below👇 lastchanceanimalrescue.co.uk/kennel/dog.php Staffie, aged 3 Max is a very sweet boy that originally came to Last Chance from a Welsh pound, unfortunately

Sweet Baby is still waiting as another weekend approaches for her at the Rescue.

UPDATE: HES BEEN UNRESERVED AGAIN, THEY DIDNT EVEN COME TO SEE HIM! 😢 Is Bowie our most unwanted dog? He’s spent years in our kennels in Cheshire, nearly 3 to be precise 💔 No ones come forward, no one has taken a chance on Bowie 😔 He’s nearly 6 years old and has almost

I am sick of saying this. Reeves said "the poorest pensioners on Pension Credit" will continue to get WFP. But it is pensioners a couple of pounds above the PC threshold who are poorest-they miss out on the circa £3k worth of benefits PC brings. And they WON'T now get the WFP

Sasha would like you to retweet her so the people who are searching for their perfect match might just find her 💚🙏 oakwooddogrescue.co.uk/meetthedogs.ht… #teamzay #dogsoftwitter #rescue #rehomehour #adoptdontshop #k9hour #rescuedog #adoptable #dog

This is “hunter” Tom Lyle of the Portman Hunt. He is a poster boy for the British Hound Sports Association that bang on about ‘trail hunting’ being a legitimate pastime. Last week Tom was found GUILTY of illegal fox hunting. They'd really hate it if you RT’d this..