I'm srs about this btw I need one more victim

The only thing I've apparently ever posted to threads before giving up on it

When ur idkhow friend is in your house so you watch Dallon interviews on the big screen

Emotional about the great gatsby hours

>hears about a new movie
>ask a friend if the movie has holes
>she doesnt understand
>pull out illustrated diagram explaining how im afraid of holes
>she laughs and says “it’s a good movie sir”
>buy the movie
>it has holes

Nandos what a catch, dani 🩵🪐

Happy birthday to the old man of all time

The theatre program I did in high school has an ongoing joke about breaking a table that no one currently there knows the origins of. I'm the one that broke the table

My latest cartoon for New Scientist

if I had a dollar for every time I was featured on ooc bastille I'd have $2 which isn't a lot but--

the first 32 minutes of permanent pleasure are. very different from the last 1 minute.