“That’s me in the dog suit.”

Five people have died in the Channel and these cunts are having celebratory drinks at passing the Rwanda bill.

Something not clear in this already incredible self-own of a chart is that 'Target' isn't even 'the goal we need to hit to prevent climate catastrophe.' Target is just 'What Biden pledged to hit back in 2021.' It's less aggressive than what the EU or the UK say they're targeting.

Three hundred bodies exhumed from a mass grave *in a fucking hospital* including the bodies of medics *still in scrubs and wearing handcuffs* and the loudmouths are sucking up all the energy arguing over whether students and other people are protesting the correct way

[as I drop a 2000 pound bomb on a hospital] protesters of this have gone too far

The massive faculty walkout at Columbia right now in solidarity with the student protesters is incredible. Faculty everywhere should follow suit.

We could have just accepted that a game designed by humans, played by humans and officiated by humans, might have a degree of human error in it.

Congratulations to all the managers who moaned that the referee missed a decision everyone could see on TV, all the fans who said we needed to have 'objective' evidence because you couldn't live with your team losing a football match.

You've got the sport you wanted.

Brexit Vibes

Asking a bunch of British teenagers ‘is it shit here?’ and getting the answer ‘yes’: so inevitable that it almost doesn’t matter that the story is made up.

Admission will be £5 adults, £3 concessions.

They've now changed the caption on the post to make reference to an old gun shop

Ended up in my overdraft every month for about six months now, but I’m sure voting will fix it

Thinking about this and how we've taken a risk on a bold play, how the audience response has been electric and how only a handful of programmers/artistic directors from venues have so far booked to come see it 🙃

Interesting to see what time FA Cup final kicks off on May 25. Met police deemed #MCFC v #MUFC “high risk” last year so that was 3pm kick-off. This year, one of the broadcasters, ITV, also screens rugby union Champions Cup final at 2.45pm from Tottenham Hotspur Stadium. Will Met

completely fucking bone-chilling that the official account of a nation is amplifying accusations that the student protesters at columbia are terrorists

Keir Starmer is probably having his bedtime wank into an England flag as you read this 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

The whole of Hull loves Octovision Media *5 seconds later* we regret to inform you the drone is racist

Two pigeons nested among some anti-pigeon spikes at work, then pest control removed the nest and eggs. They laid another egg the next window down but it fell off and smashed. I was on the verge of tears when I saw it.

Completely undeserved