Because the The Modern Milk Man delivery driver didn’t put our bread stuff in our box this morning the foxes have had a delicious meal of a loaf of bread and 2 pain aux chocolat.

Because some bright spark has DENIED my parenting payment claim rather than make a phone call, my claim process has to START AGAIN. So that's 2+ months of back pay I may or may not get because of the cancellation of the claim. This is why women can't escape DV. Red tape kills us.

Ok...so you're out fishing & you've caught a bunch of big eels. Dinner's all set, yes?

Hold on...are you in medieval Glastonbury? In the 1250s Glastonbury Abbey employed a guy whose job was to go around the abbot's waterways & take the best eels from any fishermen he found. 1/2

I found a little May Pole celebration in the woods today
I know it’s weasel day but I couldn’t say Up the May and celebrate Beltane and May Day.
Half way to summer!

May Day mari for Beltane (even though its rainy)

Gerald

Happy #beltane from little mari and friends

Booklets ordered, toast it notes will also arrive next week as well.

Thanks to everyone who ordered it means the world :)

When your Dad is telling you everything the light touches is your kingdom but you can see Reading in the distance...

Um.... What in the folklore fuck is going on here?!

#Walpurgisnacht

Giant Isopod Bags now available for commission!

✨ 5 SLOTS (FCFS)
✨ $700
✨ Partial Payments
✨ Custom Colors
✨ 15' Bag length

Posting this from my phone and will have a form for commissions posted momentarily.

Little mari wishes everyone a good walpurgis nacht and beltane for those that celebrate either :)

That's quite a headline:
'Scarborough woman wants answers after being told she is dead'
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-englan…

I think a movie about elderly aliens would be a joy to watch.

I imagine it would be very similar to 5he golden girls

Original paintings for sale! Each piece is £85 plus shipping. Message me for details.

SOLD OUT!

If you weren't able to order a copy let me know and I'll put aside spares for you

Anyone who thinks fast food T-Rex burgers wouldn’t be an integral part of the world of Jurassic Park doesn’t understand the sweet spot of capitalism and the American appetite.