'If you help clean up the kids mess I'll have more time to spend with you tonight'

“can you stop checking your phone”

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All the same functionality from the terminal, but more convenient and a better interface for working with edits!

she wife on my jak till i soy

wifejak is like the superbowl for wife guys

Wifejak entering the mimetic collective consciousness today

searching for clarity: Haha yesss!! Fuck yeah!!

finding clarity: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck

it’s difficult to explain internet zeitgeist to someone out of the loop

“okay so it all started in 2010ish on the now-defunct german imageboard called Krautchan when this polish guy, who didn’t have a girlfriend, was posting on a forum for open source intelligence”

can't they just eat cake or something

a gc full of people who hate each other

now observing many girlmoots try their own variations of this and just being ever so slightly off the mark. like reading a sign translated from chinese to english