How's it going? I just spent a good 3-4 minutes disassociating at lunch while I stared at the ceiling fan and listened to my new audiobook. So uncomfortable doing it in public. "What is that crazy bitch staring at?!"

ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US 😻😻😻

It's falling iguana season in Florida again!

Went to put air in my tires and found a screw in one, the one that didn't really need air. Just what I needed....

I'm not even an NFL fan but I'd watch. He'd fun, tailgates are fun and don't in the NCAA would be great.

OMFG 🔥🔥🔥 Get the burn unit on the phone.

I’m the person that can’t decide what to eat for dinner and by the time I make up my mind the restaurant is closed.

Celebrate International Women's Day by interrupting men with your unsolicited opinions and taking credit for their work. If they get upset about it, be sure to tell them that they sound hysterical and should probably smile more.

Shit like this makes me glad I didn't continue on my athletic career. Christ on a cracker this is embarrassing. And I feel like we have this issue every Olympics when they release the kit. Every. Time.

Hanging with my bestie SUE the T. rex 🦖. They don't know we are besties. But we are. Field Museum #suethetrex #fieldmuseum

Working on this today: