2014. 2024

I dey on boat river god dey expect fanta I go pour action bitters. River god:

River god hold eggroll for hand.

Went to the hospital because I had splitting migraines. Doctor looked at my vitals and said “I don’t know how you were able to drive to the hospital in this state. If you don’t change your lifestyle, the next one will be a heart attack.” Been in the gym since then. Saved my life.

How can someone be sent to jail for six months without the option of a fine for spraying money???? In this same
Nigeria?

'They came for bobrisky and I didn't complain because I was not a crossdresser.'

This bobrisky conviction is a terrible precedent. We should fight it oh. I want to join a protest please. Where's one happening?

That “progressive” tag dey always vex/shock me! 😡

What exactly has PROGRESSED in Nigeria since these EVIL ones came into power in 2015?

futurism.com/humane-ai-pin-…
$230M

You no wan rest?

I’m telling this vendor that the wig she sent is shorter than what I ordered and she said it’s because my neck is too long😭

“nice, nice” is symbolic to chicken republic that’s sound branding 😏👌

you guys everyone* knows that you can’t call off a real hit

Making dreams come true.⭕️⭕️

Design team Dey try

My message to you this Friday 👍👍

I’m now at a karaoke …yes I know what you’re thinking

Edmund is a great guy. E just too busy 😒 Edmund Olotu of the small Bag yes you

Chowdecks needs to revamp their search. If you try to search, unless you have the right keywords, it hardly brings what you want

Also since it’s geofenced, shouldn’t it bring out search params closest to you first?

Eg if I am in yaba and search “the place”, I should expect to…

Prison go too choke! Custard lovers and other food fiends and then those that dip bread in tea! Buchymix Entire Mgt and of course those Cook with me IG, Snapchat n TikTok people…they all go