A candle called Return to Office and it’s just the smell of salad dressing

“Hitler tried it in the 19th century”

Chancellors of the exchequer: they’re just like us! They forget what century is which years

The greatest lie the devil ever told was that what's on the internet lives forever

TMZ's writing style ... it goes without saying ...

Paging Jeffrey Toobin

Left: $31 million. Right: $217 million. bloomberg.com/news/articles/…

LFGM

Incredible chart here

So do we all, Stevie

*STEVE COHEN: VIEWS METS OWNERSHIP AS 'CIVIC RESPONSIBILITY'

(Muttering under my breath): Actually, I think I've been gaslighted

I don't want to see the words 'like never before' ever again

'OpenAI’s fiduciary duties are not to him, as a co-founder, but to humanity. The evidence of a specific deal between Musk and OpenAI is pretty thin.' bloomberg.com/opinion/articl…

yakety sax

*TRUMP TO REMAIN ON ILLINOIS BALLOT AS JUDGE TO STAY RULING

It's a coin squeeze baby bloomberg.com/news/articles/…

A top Gavin Newsom donor is getting a big break on a new CA minimum wage law bc he owns a bunch of Paneras -- very curious bread exemption bloomberg.com/news/articles/…