Quite a few options for when feeling cruel

The Queen of Pop

It begins.

Me turning the pier lights off in revenge

Happy 98th Birthday to Sir David Attenborough! 🎉

Bring in the army. Enough.

This was my Live Aid

What the fuck am I watching #Eurovision2024

Why is Iceland giving Mary Byrne #Eurovision2024

Yolande cleaning the mugs with her bare fingers is stressing me out. Where’s the fairy liquid dorl? #Eastenders

Yolande screaming “hashtag me too” #Eastenders

She looms.

Doctor Who Saturday. Eurovision after. A death looms

LOREEN TOUR

Keish is gripped !

You know what, this wouldn’t actually surprise me the way she’s carrying on

There’s a show on ITV right now, and it’s abysmal. I think we all know which show that is.

Sandra ‘harses’ Wilson will make her #MetGala debut tonight.