My son sometimes gets upset that I have to work but he understands that the people who only get to talk to mommy once a week should talk to mommy.

He’s three. More empathetic than you, at 3.

lol suck my farts, I’m still masking

Nothing will piss off the masses quite like a woman who says and does what she wants.

Oh sweetie there are many people with addictions living in your neighborhood already

Apparently God knew I would be too powerful today if i didn’t have a wee tummyache

I think this is psychoeducational. Mental rehearsal has you imagine with as much detail as you can you doing something in the future. It’s often used in sports psychology and test anxiety, but preparing for your afterlife works too I guess

Me: I should give valuable insight

Me, 10 minutes later, “Remember - Good choices don’t make good memories”

God gives her toughest battles to her funniest soldiers