smokin’ ur boyfriend like a cigarette because, actually? he’s *my* lil’ fäg! <3 >///<

at the beach - where the carrot at?

bunny go boing boing!

duuude what gives!! this fridge is giving me the fuck me eyes >///<

It must be understood that I'm not a boy in the femboy sense but rather in the androgynous gnc tboy lesbian sense

THE WORLD IS EVIL AND HATES CUTE DWEEB BITCHES LIKE ME BECAUSE. I’M BOREDDD. AND MY BOYFRIEND IS ASLEEP!!! AND I CAN’T WAKE HIM UP I CAN’TTTT BUT LIKE. I WANNAAAAA I WANT MY BOYFRIENDDD BUT HE’S ASLEEP AND SO. THE WORLD IS AGAINST ME. IT’S SO OVER. THE WORLD HATES US. UGHHHH :(

YEAH DUDE!! I’M NOT GAY!! TWENTY FOUR SEVEN. THREE SIX FIVE. PUSSY STAYS ON MY MIND. AM I RIGHT?? AHAHA 😏

(hours later, in the therapists office)
*sobbing* doc.. a-all i can,, tthink about is… bot, bbottom surgery.,, ughhhh,, fuck ;; hhelp,,

dude!! hear me out. if the sisters that directed the matrix got like, teleported to the cars universe, they’d like…. totally be called the KACHOWskis, man!! >w<

“so who wears the pants in your relationship?” you’re gettin’ it twisted!! it’s like a giant pair of pants, with a stupid mutt in each leg, duh!! and we’re in here, uh., um,,, “getting along”,,, >m<

tagging your gf on your profile like
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