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It’s funny how drinking 8 glasses of water in a day seems impossible, but downing 8 beers in a few hours with the boys couldn’t be easier.

Hairy Carey #CTESPN

Taylor Swift needs more bars about sipping codeine and hitting licks out the bando

Do not expect to be honored in a world where even the lord was crucified. - Charles Spurgeon

Quiet Brokey.

My wife: where the heck did you spend $25,000 last night? Me:

call her robert the way she going downey on my jr

I fucking told you niggas

2000 RETWEETS AND I BUY MORE JUNK DIAMOND HANDS NEVER SELLING IN IT FOR THE LULZ WE MUST CRASH SOLANA.

1000 retweets and I diamond hands fuck tristan coin and call him a midget dickhead.

LFG! I'm qualified for Photon stimmies. Season 1 - Round 1 dropping on 6/17. 🚀LET THE BULL BEGIN🚀 photon-sol.tinyastro.io/en/stimmies

Me when my $200 in crypto become $208 overnight

sipping on drinks you can’t pronounce in bars you’ve never heard of

The left absolutely hates this

Simply skullfuck the universe to give you everything that you want. It’s that simple. Maximum effort. Fire on all cylinders. No plans are too big. Winning is inevitable.

Most masculine trait of all time is to troll people. Not clowning or being disrespectful, no nefarious agenda. Just need to game everyone. only way to stay sane when your intelligence and presence towers over the bulk of humanity is to fuck with them, you have no choice.

the european mind cannot comprehend this

you are gay 😂